flaw-in-the-plan:

lunatoneitdown:

the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

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"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"

(via oh-of-kors)

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"I think she’s special. She doesn’t need anyone. Like that’s the thing. Even if we were together, she wouldn’t really belong to me. She doesn’t belong to anything. She’s off in her own world…"

Childish Gambino (via heyitsmayra)  (via yungella)

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via gtfosluuut)

So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

nottoooldfordisney:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

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I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

macklebeth

(via barkspawn)

pussyeatingchampion:

told you not to come round here set trippin and shit

pussyeatingchampion:

told you not to come round here set trippin and shit

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How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

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