zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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"Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and they will come forth, later, in uglier ways."

Sigmund Freud (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

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"Play with her butt, not her feelings."

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izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

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dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

image

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elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

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